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Offline baldy 1

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FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« on: February 03, 2017, 08:02:00 pm »
So, as a few of you know I've been doing a 110.
No the price of bits vary quite a bit.
Decent wings £150-200
Decent doors £100-250

Etc etc

So saw this ........item no. 152419115200
Went to see, bartered a bit and it's been delivered on Sunday.

Not told the wife yet.

I briefly met Gossamer at brass monkeys and although I didn't introduce myself, I feel l know him well enough to blame him for this.

Would normally blame Puddlejumper but we have no contact now as the court case is getting closer.

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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2017, 08:06:00 pm »
I bunged that number in Ebay and there were no results.
Can you post a proper link?
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2017, 08:07:12 pm »
What is it?

Have a pop at Gossamer night?

I'm off. Sprog's taking me up t'Club.
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2017, 08:20:26 pm »
I cant get that number to work either, so maybe someone has nicked what ever it was and your off the hook now.
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2017, 08:22:10 pm »
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2017, 08:43:29 pm »
Finally a Scapegoat we can all agree on......... GOSSAMER. 

so I'm guessing that purchasing a Non-wife-friendly item will now be referred to as GOSSAMING

To Gossam:  The inability to take responsibility for drunken purchases for fear of death or castration.

Example: I drank so much last night I Gossamed a S3 from Inverness

             : She's still not speaking properly to me since I Gossamed that 88 last April.
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2017, 09:06:17 pm »
You need to copy it off here and paste onto eBay.

More than happy to blame gossamer for everything from now on.

First time the wife's heard of him, she hates him already.

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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2017, 09:12:42 pm »
You need to copy it off here and paste onto eBay.

More than happy to blame gossamer for everything from now on.

First time the wife's heard of him, she hates him already.

Tried that.... just came up with this....
 http://www.ebay.com/itm/251973207935

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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2017, 09:13:25 pm »
We are back from the club.

I may have sold Brian.

Beer is wonderful.

When her fellah finds out, he'll be furious.

Problem is, they live on the other side of my semi.
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2017, 09:26:53 pm »
Baldy, you shouldn't even be mentioning my name on here as it's a breach of the restraining order. Also I was never to blame for anything, except maybe the 90, or the disco and maybe one or two other bits. See you in court sucker whoo
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2017, 09:28:22 pm »
To be fair, Dougie, of the 90 only six were runners.
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2017, 09:34:55 pm »
Runners???????

I've never knowingly sold a runner to Baldy
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Re: FFS.....Frightend o tell hers
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2017, 09:37:34 pm »
The only runners are him.
Takes my money and he's off like linford Christie. OK, a fat linford Christie..
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2017, 09:39:21 pm »
That'd be a massive Cumberland Sausage.
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2017, 09:41:39 pm »
That'd be a massive Cumberland Sausage.

No that's Prof Pat, the biggest Cumberland sausage that I know, I'm more you're greggs cheese pasty & chips
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