Finally a Scapegoat we can all agree on......... GOSSAMER.
so I'm guessing that purchasing a Non-wife-friendly item will now be referred to as GOSSAMING
To Gossam: The inability to take responsibility for drunken purchases for fear of death or castration.
Example: I drank so much last night I Gossamed a S3 from Inverness
: She's still not speaking properly to me since I Gossamed that 88 last April.