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Offline baldy 1

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Early chrimbo pressie.
« on: December 04, 2016, 02:01:07 pm »


Sick of people asking when I'll return theirs!!

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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2016, 02:18:48 pm »
You can help Dougie lift his wallet up now, Chris.

Just put the hook onto the padlock!
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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2016, 04:10:23 pm »
Nah Matt it's only a 1 tonne. You'd need a couple to lift up his wallet.  Shpsx
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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2016, 05:29:01 am »
Never mind his wallet, I was thinking more along the lines of a noose and his neck.

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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2016, 06:59:28 am »
It'll take a better crane than that to get my wallet AND after what you said about my figure baldy, I doubt it would lift me either :xmas_smiley:

You're all just a bunch of cunts shpshg
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Offline baldy 1

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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2016, 04:12:34 pm »
To be honest, I thought calling you Chunkey was quite mild.
Because what I really meant to say was you fat useless bastard.

Anyway........seasons greetings.

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Re: Early chrimbo pressie.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2016, 06:17:00 pm »
 :xmas_smiley:

And s asons felicitations to you too

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