To be fair mate..... I reckon he understated just how evil they are.....
First nights camp at Loch Doon last year....
Pitch camp
Light fire
Get annoyed with midges
Learn that
**** all deters them
Drink alcohol to numb annoyance
Go to bed to escape them
Wake up at 3 in morning for pee
Stand outside tent in boxer shorts and wonder why you put black jeans on
..
Realise that black jeans ARE actually midge covered legs..... Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh.
Might be worth asking IF anyone has a spare seat in return for sharing fuel costs IF you fancy joining us.