No need to apologise - I too have a terrible memory for faces and names and sometimes get embarrassed when folk seem to expect me to know who they are   

Perhaps we should all have name tags   

Cheers,
Robin (with the scruffy face fuzz, grey hair and the cream Carawagon (though much scruffier than Calum's!)

Worry not, we are all fairly friendly.

Matt, kindov swarthy looking with a homemade fez, child painted ambulance, Minerva the collie and smelling faintly of canvas.

I'll be the bald stressed looking one.....

When we dribble from both sides of our mouths at the same time, you know the chair we are in has  fallen over.

Il be the one with a very bland hardly recognisable incredibly subtle S3 109. 

Oh and possibly a S1 lightweight in black ( because there are just soooooo many)

You can call me what you want - however I do prefer to be addressed as Ma'am or your Ladyship

I'm easy to spot - small, round, usually sat on my well rounded posterior with wine/beer in hand.

 Oh and I wrangle an FFR with poppies & barbed wire & "death of rats" painted on it (I got bored)!!

Pint of Bacardi Ma'am..... ;-)